RE: The wife
Come to think of it, my wife shot a deer on her first day everhunting. A couple guys at the camp felt a little wormy about it, she caught on and asked if they wanted her to shoot them one too. They laughed and got over it.
She tells me I don't need to hunt so much just to get a deer, I must just want to get out of the house. I tell her, "You could be on to something hon, let you know when I get back." When I get back I tell her, "I ain't figured it out yet, need to go tomorrow and work on it some more".