Whats wrong with you? Lay down the law and say "Woman, I'm going hunting and I'll be back when I get back. Regardless of when that is, I expect a warm meal, a cold beer and the remote control when I'm home. Any problems with that, you know where the door is."[>:]

Let us know how that works out, I've had that speech ready for years but lack the testicle fortitude to use it.[8D]