Great story Cayugad. And yet you managed to grow up and become a productive human without the government, a lawyer, or a social worker instructing your parents on how to properly disciplineyou???? Will wonders never cease?

My mom had one of those washing machines with the rollers also. One day I thought I could make some juice by running blackberries through those rollers. Didn't work. Purple rollers. Mom was somePI$$ED.