Ok, i'll play.

My cousins Uncles sister saw a Black Wildebeest on her deck in auburn NY.

A WILD one!

we heard the DEC stocked them to control the poison ivy here in NY . Its TRUE because a former DEC Biologist told my nieces brothers great auntie.

I mean, this is a RIDICULOUS statement. BUT, that's how all the "cat people " sound to the rest of the rational people.

Black wildebeest exist, i saw them on discovery 2 nights ago!