Somebody had to stay at the fort and fight off the indians.... or I guess since I am the bow guy and technically a native.... somebody had to stay in the village and drink all the fire-water... or in this day and age... stay in the casino and play poker...
Long and short of it is I'm at the shop while the guy who's name is on the sign out front (and my paycheck) goes to the show.... would have interrupted my duck hunting anyway.