Hmmmmmm, sounds like you were going up/down a river or stream to reach your destination and:

a. tailgate came down and dented the boat
b. bow fell out of truck onto boat ramp destroying bow
c. towmotor hit truck tearing it up

And being you have the flu it just all made everything a horrible day. Easy to say this now but you should have stayed home[&:]. Best of luck to you Germ and hope you get to feeling better.