Tony, you know out of all my illegitimate children, you're my favorite! So as you and your beautiful family sit around the living room on Christmas morning, Coop Daddy will be there with you in spirit wishing each and every one the warmth and hope that Christmas is meant to represent.

As for you wish list, I checked with the bearded fellow and he says you are out of luck. UPS won't deliver coal C.O.D!