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Old 11-27-2008, 05:57 PM
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Crowkilla
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Default RE: I converted a Hippie!!!!...yay

Way to go on the convert! Also, big time congratulations to her on her first deer!! I can hear her now going back to her hippie friends and telling them about it:

HippieConvert- "Dude...I shot a deer today man."
Hippie Friends - "WTF!? Deer are our friends and they love us and we love them. Why did you kill a little bambi?"
Hippie Convert - "No dude, you're wrong. Believe it or not Bambi was just a cartoon.Huntin is totally rad man.You don't understand."
Hippie Friends - "Dude, how dare you call Bambi a cartoon. That's not cool man. Not cool at all. What if I called you a cartoon?"
Hippie Convert - "Seriously dude, Bambi was a cartoon. Not real dear."
Hippie Friends - "No s***?! Bambi wasn't real?"
Hippie Convert - "No man, just a cartoon. Here's the real kicker - they don't talk either."
Hippie Friends - "No s***?!?! They don't talk and play with the butterflies?"
Hippie Convert - "Nope. That Walt Disney bastard was a liar."
Hippie Friends - "Well WTF? All this time I thought they talked. Can we come next time?"
Hippie Convert - "Yeah, you can totally come. Just don't wear any patchouli. Deer smell really good. You know, like if you had athousand noses all over your head. That's how good."
HippieFriends - "I had a thousand noses last time I tripped. Maybe I was a deer in a past life."
Hippie Convert - "Yeah man, maybe so."


In all seriousness, congratulations on the deer and to your girlfriend.
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