Hear' s another one.
Bill Clinton, Einstein, and a Poor man with a duffle bag where on a plane. The plane was running out of gas and there wasn' t enough to make it to the next air port! They found out there was only 2 parichutes. Einstein said. " I am the smartest man in the world I should get a parichute!" so he took a bag and jumped out! Then Bill Clinton said, " I am the most important man in the world so I should get a bag!" The poor man said, " Take it easy, there' s still 2 bags left. The smartest man in the in the world took my duffle bag! [:-]