ORIGINAL: crabclaw
he walks right up to me, I'm talking within 10 yards. We both just looked at each other and then he turned around and just walked off.
I think if he could speak, what he would've said was:
Look, I know you think you're smarter than me, but let meassure you you're not. The proof is me knowing where to meet you to tell you face to face. And by the way, I pissed on your tree.