Here's one of mine for ya:

I was late getting to my spot so in a mad rush to beat the sun I grabbed all my stuff and tore through the half mile of tall wet grass. I get to my tree, climb it, all was good! I waspulling up my bow rightas the sun was just peeking over the horizon... when I notice... omfg there's no quiver attached to my bow!!! [:@]

Haste makes waste.