It's not something funny that I saw but rather something stupid that I did once: At this one piece of land that I use to hunt was a thick cable across the road. I had the key and would stop the car and lower the cable, then drive the car over it and then lock the cable behind me, keeping anyone else out. Well, I had done this pretty much all season, when I thought it would be a good idea to park at the cable and just walk back to where I was hunting.

Well, I park at the cable, get out, go over to the cable, unlock it, drop it, step over it, pick it back up, and lock it back! I took probably two steps and stopped, looked back at the cable and said to myself, "Dude, you're a friggin idiot"! [&:]I'm glad nobody was watching me that morning!