No Guys, I am Serious!!!!!

Some of my best spots border on 10 – 20 Million dollar homes of the Rich and Famous. They have huge parties all the time and I guess they let their pooches get all cocained up. These little suckers run the woods like a packs of Wolves. Have you ever seen a pack of poodles???? – obviously not, if you question my use of a 45.

Scariest moment of my life was when I looked down at the base of my tree to see that chowowa looking up at me. All drugged up and crazy eyed. He stared straight into my eyes and said “Wonder if you taste like a Taco”[][:-]