What is the funniest thing you have seen or done in the woods this year....or during any facet of your hunt?

Yesterday morning it was cold as heck with the winds blowing 20+mph making me cold as anything. So at about 830am about 20,000 little black birds came flying in and landed on the tree I was hunting from and about 50 others. They were so loud I could not hear myself think. Talk about a poop storm. I waited about 1 minute and they did not leave. So I started laughing to myself and pulled a scarecrow...I slowly raised up while lightly growling with my hands in the air....the birds took off in a blaze of fury! hahahaha!