The new and improved Night-time Portable Stand (NPS).

No need to use that old portable stand that you actually had to move from one location to the other during the daylight hours. Get the new and improved NPS. It's allows the mover to gain an entirely new approach to moving portable stands. You can now move them at night with the aid of a built in flashlight. Don't be the only one in your area sleeping peacefully during the night when you could be out moving your portable stand at 2 in the morning with all of your good ol' hunting buddies. Be the first in your area to grab up one of these never before seen advances in hunting technology. Purchase now and get 2 free double-A batteries to go with your piece of junk flashlight.

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