Aww, ol Beaver Jack just likes to have fun with us. I bet the same grizzled old guides that he speaks of would be real impressed with one of their old compadres surfin the net as much as he does. Computers is for citified folk - I bet BJ has one of them skim milk lattes and a cell phone sitting next to him, every time he plants his butt behind a keyboard - ptfhhh - the only thing worse than a panty-waisted greenhorn is a former mountain man, reduced to playing on a computer all day, and sipping Starbucks...