Well I ain' t God, true enuff. But he sure has deputized me. I know cause I' m blessed with good country, plenty of game critters, a fine physique for chasin' ' em, an' only sporatic contact with tourists an' city people. I reckin' the fact thet I don' t sugarcoat my opinions makes me not a people person, but thet' s ok, cause God obviously prefers me thet way, whe else would he bless me so? Some of y' all are jus' pickier than God, I reckin' .