HAHAHA! I didn't even finish reading this. You're a total hillbilly redneck confederate! Well I'm from Iowa and I just laugh to myself when I read that you think you have such nice dear down there. I've vacationed down there and your biggest dear are about the size of our smallest coyotes here in Iowa. I dunno how you conduct your "QDMA" down there in "GOD'S COUNTRY" HAHAHAHA...but maybe you should try something else...maybe feed them daily 'cuz god damn they look HUNGRY!

Please post again...this was VERY entertaining to read!