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Old 11-01-2008, 08:34 AM
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Default RE: Mountain lions in PA!

Oh yea they are here alright, they simply must be because people say they saw one. But, unlike mountain lions in all other parts of the world the ones in Pennsylvaniahave really unique capabilities.

The lions in Pennsylvania can fly and that is the reason none have ever left a track in the snow or mud. The lions in Pennsylvania don’t ever have to eat either and that is why no one has ever found were a lion killed anything. And, since they don’t have to eat that also accounts for why they have never left any scat any where in this state for people to find.

Why the mountain lions in Pennsylvania are so good not one has ever been captured on one of the hundreds of thousands of trail cameras scattered across the state. None have ever been caught in one of the hundreds of thousands of foot hold traps set in the state each year forever either. Not one has ever been shot in mistake for a deer during the deer season in spite of the fact they are the same color as a deer, yet hunters shoot other hunters in orange vests and hats in mistake for deer every year.

But, the really interesting thing about the Pennsylvania mountain lions is their ability to burry their remains after they have died so that no one has ever found a dead one even though people have been reporting seeing them for more then the thirty plus year I have been getting the reports of mountain lions. I guess the mountain lions in Pennsylvania just never diesince no one has ever found a dead one or even the bones of dead one in over a hundred years.

LMAO They are crafty critters up here.
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