What??? These little guys. You guys obviously don't live out here where trees are few and far between. Color me stupid, butI get excited when I see a squirrel.

Literally, I will see more deer in a season than squirrels.


Now the armadillo, he is blind as a bat and can't hear either but he makes noise like a deer. On again, off again. Slow yet deliberate. Moves a little and then nothing for a couple of minutes. Then a faint sound again.

It goes like this.Did I hear something? Maybe. I don't see anything, I guess not......no, i heard it again..... I think. Nope, nothing. After about 10 minutes of this, all the while excited cause your anticipating a booner, you finally see the culprit and you laughto yourself and say "I've been had again by the ugliest creature known to man.'"