RE: Squirrels -- Things I'm convinced of:
Never wear one of those rabbit fur hats. I had one on last year and had a tree climb down the tree coming to investigate who was in his tree. I finally hissed at him to go away when he got 5 FEET from me. He whipped around the tree and came up from under me to get a better look. Little buggers lucky I didnt have a pellet gun.