1. I'm convinced that squirrels are God's curse on bowhunters....for inventing the term "cull buck".

2. I'm convinced that a man could enter the top ten most prolific squirrels killers in the world list if he'd hang a tree stand and put a bow on a hook.....and hide his rifle.

3. I'm convinced the squirrels where i live practice 8.5 months out of the year .....trying to replicate the sound a deer makes moving through the woods in dry leaves. And...they're damned good at it.

Feel free to add your own.[:@]