So there I was, sitting in my treestand watching three trails come into one right below me. My buddy was 400 yards away watching three fields in the opposite direction, with the intent to text message me if he saw deer out there. We designated the fields "a", "b", and "c".
Nothing all day, and about two hours before dark the squirrels and birds went nuts. It was getting good, and everytime I've ever been at this spot I've seen deer right after the birds and squirrels quieted down. So, the woods gradually gets quiet again, and I get a text; "deer at B!". Now B was the only field I had somewhat of a view from from my stand. So I slowly turn and peek my head around my tree only to see no deer at all. Instead, I see my buddy standing 40 yards away from me with his pants around his ankles taking a dump for me to view.
Turned out he got bored at about 3:00, went to the truck, got some beer, and got TRASHED. When he was done dumping, he then started towards me, crashing and stumbling through the brush and hollering at me.
Well, I turned around disgusted, and dropped my bow off the stand!! As I looked up swearing and cursing the drunken bastard, I saw the biggest buck I have ever laid eyes on about 40 yards up one of the trails just looking at me, just laughing at me.[:@]
Now luckily, my bow landed on the tip of the nocked arrow, which cushioned its fall, and I've only got a broken arrow out of it.
But Ryan got several very HARD charlie horses out of it!!