ORIGINAL: nodog
"If it weren't for bad luck you'd have no luck at all"
Happens to all of us. Wait till you see a pack of menenites.

lol
My brother has asked me to find some repelant for them, after some thought I wondered if an attractant wouldn't be better. We could attrack them away. His idea of an attractant was a butter churn. We're still working on a solution.
Open a bar with horse tie ups at the farm and you will be set