Q: Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


Q: What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?
A: The caterer.


Q: What do lawyers use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.


Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: A shortage of sand.


Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.