RE: Will make you laugh, worth the read.
Are you OK now ?
I bet you are sore all over now.
You could do what my gradfather did.
He put corn in a stall in his barn.
De didn't close the door.
He just liked to feed the deer.
And then close the door after it enters.
Then you could feed it without toching it.
JMHO
I sure hope you are allright.