At least your son doesn't use a limited addition crossbow as an off-road shock absorber!
Go ahead, rub it in! BenGay would be better though. Got bruises on my back the size of a basketball.
But, I am still on "the green side". Actually, what I'm really worried about is my Boo Bumble Bee string I couldn't get off [no stirrup] before shipping the wreck to Miller.