Trans, I thought of a crapload of smart aleck things to say and I "felt your pain" and decided just to say:

NOW YOU'LL HAVE TO TAKE LESSONS FROM MOBOW ON HOW TO GET A BUCK WITH A TRUCK!

Just follow the doctor's directions and let it mend correctly. Don't rush things where you might end up screwing it up worse.

AND, From now on only go drinking in establishments without stairs!