I done told my wife that I was headed out to hang a treestand.

She asked, "where ya' going?"

"To hang a stand I said!"

She say's "duhhhh, where?"

I told her... "in a tree, duhhhhhh!!!!!"

Now she get's real torqued and again ask's "WHERE?"

I tell her..."IN THE WOODS!" as I was walking out the door with my back to her.

I came to about an hour later...............