Jeff, place a nice sized present in the woods with a large bow....inside write, "please I am not Jeff the hunter, I am his neighbors, the hippy loving animal loving people. I mean you no harm. Inside this present is a 2,000 lb bag of Deer Cane. On October 4th we will distribute more in this exact spot at 0800. Take Care".

And while you are in there, set up this new ground blind.....