2008 - Headline - Trenton News and Observer

Family killed while walking dog

Trenton - A Trenton family was shot on sight, today, while walking their twin 4 yr olds and their family dog through a former, high level security compound. When asked why they were killed by the security patrol....."Because it's legal and I had a tag" was the answer given.

Upon further investigation...it was determined that the killing spree was, in fact, legal and no charges will be filed in this occurrence.

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