Pretty much all the above plus a few more:
What it is actually like to set up, call in, watch him in full strut, and throw him over my shoulder.
That no matter how close to the edge of the ridge you set on so he can' t come in from behind, he will and he will gobble @ 10 ft behind you.
And how high I can jump from a sitting postion when the above happens.
That the more I hear a gobble in the woods, I feel like a kid at Christmas
Plus we need longer seasons, because I' m itchin to go Turkey hunting already
I need to be more pateint and not call as much, trust the fact he can here the soft stuff and he is usually close enough to hear it.
Scout Scout Scout, man how that bit me in the pants more than once in 2 days