Look AF, you got it all wrong. It wasn't a jig I was doing. It was a back spasm that causes these convulsions and makes my feet feel like they're on fire. I have to take the pressure off them and jumping into the air gives me momentay relief. You got it all wrong. Help a poor ole gimp out please. LOL What a pair of jerks. Did they honestly think you wouldn't somehow somewhere run into this guy lifting a VW or something? As suggested, you might as well go ahead now and put the authorities who WILL respond on speed dial. You're going to need them. I'd even go as far as to talk to them now and tell them this is what's happened, I expect to be calling you. When you do call tell them if they can't be there in 5 minutes you have a Browning and will handle it yourself. They'll be there in 3 minutes.