Well, I found out I didn't get the job because I worked for the prosecution side while on active duty and the public defender's office decided to hire a liberal out of college instead of the experienced old dog. Then, I found out it will be another month before I get my retirement pay because some people like to get paid for doing nothing. I'm gonna have to crap a mortgage payment in the meantime. This could get really crappy before it's all over.

Anyway, anybody want to hire a broken down retired military person?