Sorry I am late to the dance.....scattershooting in seeming randomness:

Fret no longer! You can enhance your johnson! I have the remedy. Saw it in the back of Field and Stream!
I saw where this was referenced in an earlier post and thought anyone that is only buying a bigger cartridge out of "johnson" envy could just order some of this stuff and save money!!!

Question is.....if you wife says she wants a bigger cartridge? Is she talking metaphors? Does she mean to replace you? Is she just wanting something with more punch for killing game?

Lastly, here's a question for ya:
You are driving down the highway in your pickup. No, it's not a truck! That would make you a truck driver and you would need 14 more wheels, but I digress. A guy passes you in his ferrari. Do you condemn/ridicule him for having more vehicle than he needs to drive down the road at the posted limits of speed? Or do you allow that he is just traveling down the same road as you....though choosing to get there in a different configuration. Does it make you feel better to suggest that he is somehow more arrogant, less of a driver, has a smaller appendage so must be compensating, etc.?
Some of us just are just looking for discussions that provoke constructive thought. (But don't get mad at me if I happen to ogle your trophy in the passenger seat of your sports car!)