ORIGINAL: Ben / PA

1. Germ, did you stay in your undies until the cops came?
2. If you changed, did you make them watch?
3. In today's world, you were lucky the parents didn't try to have you arrested for chasing the kids in your undies.
4. Man Law be damned we don't want any pictures of what kind of undies they were.

"I mean chances are it was your standard white cotton pantie, but then I got to thinking maybe they were silk, maybe it was a thong, maybe it was something I have never even seen before... what I thought we were in the trust tree?"