ORIGINAL: gutshot
I don't know what would be worse...
1) Getting caught and having to face your parents
2) Living the rest of your life with everyone knowing that a old guy in his draws and barefoot can out run you.
I think that I would just shoot myself and get it over with.
I think that is why Germ thought not to call the cops....knowing that these sorry souls will have to try to sleep at night knowing that they were "Germinized" but the "Germinator" in his skivies.