As a former fat kid I think a fat kid's of michigan class action suit is in order! Like fat kids don't have enough humiliation,being out sprinted by Gary will subject them to incredible ridicule among the cliques at school which will lead to dimished self esteem,a life of self loathing and therapy.
You are a lot kinder than I would have been to the little b--tards! No quadricep or hamstring injuries in the mad dash?