The most bizarre thing I seen in the woods this year was two longbeards strutting in front of my hunting partner and him not shooting.

I know, I know there was a briar cane in the way (thats your story eh bgunner).

Oh, I`m sorry this wasn`t supposed to be told, I forgot. (it had to be after being told that i never got the bird to 15 yards, the darn thing hung at 20

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