ORIGINAL: 130woodman
Picture the deer in it's underware.

When you have a deer come in go through the mental checklist.
Calm down.
Breath
Draw Bow
Pick place on deer
Breath
Don't look at the antlers.
Shoot.
Then sit down so you don't fall out of the tree.
That almost made me spit my beer on the computer screen!
All very well said though.