LOL.....SPeaking of grandmothers.....

I was living in Monroe, NC.....dating a girl....and she took me to a family event. When we met her grandmother.....she asked my girlfriend what we'd been doing, lately. She told grandma we'd been out'til 2AM the night before....listening to music.

Grandma never even looked up and said......"Ain't nuthin' open at 2AM 'cept girls legs".

True story.[8D]