I was hoping I could find this.....

My wife sent this to me a long time ago....after we'd been married about a year. She said in her email that she'd found the perfect epitaph for me.



"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with theintention
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of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body,
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but rather to
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SKID in sideways ---- Champagne in one hand ---
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Strawberries and chocolate in the other ---
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Body thoroughly used up -- Totally worn out ---
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and Screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!!"
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