So the contest signups are almost at 400 already. Seriously, are there THAT MANY people who REALLY think they can dethrone the reigning champion DARK HORSES?

What a joke. LMFAO! You girls have no chance. None.

Zero.

I actually feel bad for a lot of you guys. You actually think you can win. It's like when a kid tells you that he wants to be an astronaut when he grows up. You just nod and shake your head - assuring him that he can be whatever he wants to be.

Your collective optimism is kinda cute. But... Cute doesn't win bowhunting contests. Skill wins championships.

Just because I feel bad about shattering all of your hopes and dreams (again), I will offer a second shot ata once-in-a-lifetime deal!
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Follow the team's historic march to glory with this great fan package from Buckmasters Magazineand The Dark Horses!

Included in the package:
[ul][*]The critically-acclaimed hunting manual: "How to actually kill deer (and not just talk about it online)" by quiksilver.[*]A Whisker Biscuit - signed by all ten of the Dark Horses! (With Certificate of Authenticity)[*]A stuffed "Dark Horse" mascot (see picture below).[*]52 weeks of unlimited access to the Dark Horses team thread, where you can unlock the secrets of this year's greatest team![*]A "naughty fillies" calendar, complete with Team DH's wives, mistresses and girlfriends posing with various dead animals.[/ul]


With any luck, these items will help you stop being a loser, and learn to be a WINNER!

To order, justsend all of your(loser) team'sun-used drag ropes and dragging harnesses to:

The Dark Horses: ATeam of Destiny
1100 Horsetrack Road
Lexington, KY 12345

We actually use our drag ropes.