If the taxidermy in your family room cost more than the furniture +8 +15 if it cost more than the furniture AND the TV.

If you wear camo or hunting-relatedclothingto social functions +4 +10 if you actually think you look good in it.

If you have ever actuallyentertained the idea of getting camo bowties for your wedding party, you might be a redneck +5 +15 if you actually did it.

If you've ever taken a dead animal onto school property to "show the kids," you might be a redneck +6

If you've ever had to cut your hunting short to spend extra time working on your Demo Derby car, you might be a redneck +4

If you purchased "Billy Big Mouth Bass" and thought it was cool, you might be a redneck +3

If you intentionally scheduled the birth of your children around deer season, you might be a pretty smartredneck-3

If your gun collection is worth more than your family sedan - you might be a redneck +5

If your "hunting truck" cost more than your home - you might be a redneck +5

If there are currently dead animal parts in your freezer, that are NOT for eating, you might be a redneck +3

If you've ever had to "be careful" while you're out hunting, because the people from the insurance company "might be watching" - you might be a redneck +8

If you've ever refinanced your mortgage to pay for guns, bows or hunting trips - you might be a redneck +5

If the words "game warden" cause your heart to skip a beat and your eyes to get shifty- you might be a redneck +5

If you've ever "tried to get your wife into hunting," as an underhanded scheme to get more hunting time - you might be a redneck +3

If you have more dead animals than pictures adorning the walls of your humble abode - you might be a redneck +4

If you've ever stocked fish inyour kids'inflatapool - you might be a redneck +5

If you've ever ran out of astroglide, and used Woody's as a replacement - you might be a redneck +10

If you've ever secretly hoped that you didn't get weekend custody of the kids, because it would interfere with your bowhunting - you might be a redneck +8