RE: Bowhunting version of Man Law
If you constantly brag about all the trophies you see while hunting but routinely return with 1.5 year old spikes, forks, and 6 pts and say "they were cull deer." You must still get them mounted.
If you refuse to help cook or clean at deer camp, you accept the fact that you will be the recipient of all practical jokes and get last pick for stands to hunt.