Boy, what a kick in the teeth. One guy says he would have picked me but I was like 294th on his list. Then another guy tells me we were born 8 days apart and said he wanted to pick me but he figured I sucked at bow hunting. I get NO respect!

Y'all going to feel bad when I take that 16 pointer I saw last year. Of course if I do get that monster, I'll probably drop dead from the heart attack that would follow the shot and then I'd never get to brag about it.