Congratulations! I have FOUR daughters, and can't get my head around anything other than setting up a tree stand off the side of the front porch and putting broadheads in the ground at their feet as those good-for-nothin' boys come to the front door. Any advice?

Sounds like you have a fine young man joining your family. Thanks to him and his groomsmen for their service to our country, and again - CONGRATULATIONS!