Ah, yes. Bowhunting is only for the young and able bodied. Let's see who we can eliminate...

Start off with those broken down old bastards. They've been hunting long enough and time for them to join the spit and whittle club, to spend their final days sitting on the bench in front of Floyd's barber shop.

Those soldiers who came home with serious wounds that now prevent them from shooting a regular bow. Too bad, but that's life and life ain't fair. But thanks for defending my right to prevent you from having a life now that you're home.

All those guys who fell out of treestands or had a car wreck and can't walk any more. Accident prone birks like that don't need to be out there anyway.

Anybody and everybody else who, for whatever reason, can't shoot a hunting-legal draw weight. Go hit the gym you pansies!

Yeah, that oughta clear the woods a little bit.

All hail the "All for one and more for me" crowd. [8D]