ORIGINAL: The Rev

I don't think you guys understand how unselfish Russ is. To complain must have really pissed him off. My little buddy will do anything for anyone anytime without taking a dime. I can't begin to tell you all the stuff he's given me, or anyone else that knows him... ( I hate to toot his horn, he's got the big head already) But it you know Russ, you know he will give you the shirt off his back..

I know he's a good guy, I taught him everything he knows..