Captain Limerick certainly won't be thefirst wanna-be Bowhunting Hero who runs to some King of Prussiacul-de-sac and shoots a half-tame deer under the swing set in somebody's back yard, then takes a pile of glamor shots and parades it around like he's the second coming of Bowhunting Jesus.

Maybe this year, his goal can be to see ifhe can possibly stand any further behind the deer during hisglamor shotsession. Personally, I don't think it can possibly be done. If he moves any further back, he's gonna need longer arms.




This year, when the bell tolls - the King will have earned his 3rd bowhunting contest world championship in 4 years.You guys will each be allowed to kiss the ring.




I feel like Tom Brady when he decides to log onto an internet message board for a laugh. He hears some yappy-mouthed trailerpark Jets fan, talking about how Tom is a poser and a fraud... He just looks up at the trophy case and fist-full of rings, smilesand clicks the red X.